Imperfectly Delicious (Imperfect Series #6) - Mary Frame Page 0,2
my business is affecting him enough for him to need to “speak” to me about anything. My proceeds are not even enough to live off of, yet—although I’m creeping into the black. Catering is a necessity since winters in New York City can be harsh and customers won’t likely shovel themselves out of their apartments or brave below-freezing temps.
Fred and I move around the narrow food truck, ringing up orders and switching places as needed. The timer sounds on the oven and Fred calls out, “I got it,” before standing in front of it, holding up a hand and saying, “Live long and prosper.” It’s like her thing, since the oven is a Vulcan.
She insists it’s good luck, and I can’t complain because it makes me laugh. I don’t know what I would do without Fred. She’s a true New Yorker, born and raised. She’s the only person I’ve ever met who can walk, talk, eat and hail a cab all at the same time. She’s super into fandoms and wears clothes that I don’t understand 90% of the time. She’s ballsy and confrontational, but at the same time there’s a hint of innocence and naivete about her, especially when it comes to her long-term boyfriend. She lets him run all over her. She’s only a little bit older than my little sister, Reese. In a way I feel responsible for Fred.
I turn to the next customer. “Welcome to—oh it’s you. Come to spy again?”
Before Guy started hounding the truck, he sent a lackey in his stead—Carson something or other. He’s a tall, thin hipster who always wears bow ties and suspenders but somehow makes it cool and sleek instead of weird and passé, and always orders the specials.
The line has dissipated and he’s the last one.
“I’m not spying,” Carson says. “I like your cakes. Do you ever make hummingbird cake?”
“You know what that is?” Hummingbird cake is a true southern specialty, banana pineapple spice cake flavored with cinnamon, pecans, vanilla and a cream cheese frosting.
“Darling, despite the fashionable man you see before you, I hail originally from the backwoods of Moultrie, Georgia.”
I gasp. “No! You don’t even have an accent.”
Personally, I’ve been working on talking more like a Yank so I don’t come across as a hick. There is a more than a little bit of stereotyping when it comes right down to it.
He shrugs. “Can you make it?”
“I’m Southern and I bake. What do you think?”
Fred cuts in, handing him a container with the three daily specials. “We’ll make your weird cake if you give us some intel in return.”
He taps one long finger on his bottom lip. “It might be worth it, actually. Despite what you think of my intentions, your product is excellent. Why else do you think Guy cares so much?”
“Cares?” Fred scoffs. “He only cares about himself.”
“That’s not true.” He pops open the small pink box and his eyes brighten at the cakes.
Even though he’s technically the enemy, I can’t help but take delight in his reaction. It’s the best part of my job. I love feeding people. Everyone is happy when there’s cake.
“It is true,” Fred insists. “I don’t know how you work for that monster and live to talk about it, let alone defend him.”
“He’s not as bad as everyone thinks.” He shoves one of the bites into his mouth and his eyes fall shut as he chews. “This one is definitely my new favorite,” he tells me, frosting sticking out of the sides of his mouth.
Fred pushes a couple of napkins at him. “You’re right, he’s not as bad as everyone thinks, he’s worse.”
“Guy is a little bit of a perfectionist, but that’s not a bad thing.” Carson dabs at his mouth with the napkin.
I enter the conversation with a laugh. “Perfectionist is an understatement. If you’re not a robot you’ll likely get fired within a week. He’s not only a perfectionist, he demands it from everyone around him.”
Carson cocks his head at me. “How do you know?”
“She has ears and eyes,” Fred says before I can reply, saving me from revealing the truth.
Technically, I’ve never actually worked for Guy. I only had an interview in one of his kitchens, but didn’t make it past that process. Due to the whole, you know, fire incident.
“Why does he keep coming over here?” I ask.
Carson shrugs. “He wants you to move. He’s got a plan for this area and you’re in the way. It’s not personal.”