If the Shoe Fits (Meant To Be #1) - Julie Murphy Page 0,4
myself back up as the heat in my cheeks flares. “I’m so, so sorry,” I tell Prince Charming.
He grins back at me, and his teeth are so white they could be photoshopped, except this is real life. “Ahhh!” he quietly fake screams. “Don’t step on the lava!”
My brow furrows as I try to make sense of what he’s talking about.
His smile droops. “You know lava? Like when you were little? The floor is made of lava! Jump from cushion to cushion!”
“Ohhhhh! Right, yeah, I was more of a reader, I guess?”
“I read,” he says immediately.
“No, no, I didn’t mean that you don’t,” I say, trying to recover.
“Now boarding Group A,” says the gate agent through the static of the intercom.
Prince Charming stands, and of course he’s tall too. “That’s me. Uh, excuse me.”
I double back. “Watch out for the lava!” I call as he circles around the row of seats to where the rest of the first-class passengers are lined up.
“Watch out for the lava?” I say back to myself.
Below me a group of teenagers chuckle. “Real smooth,” says a white girl with thick brown curls slicked back into a ponytail.
“Could you not?” I snap back at her as I shuffle down the aisle and wait for my boarding group. I feel immediately bad for being a grumpy spinster. Mean teenage girls and awkward interactions with living, breathing Prince Charmings. Some things never change.
The minute I get on the plane, I immediately regret my decision to forgo business class. I shimmy down the aisle sideways so that my hips don’t hit any of the business-class passengers while they enjoy their mimosas and Bloody Marys. When I make it to my row, a small, elderly women gets up from the aisle seat as I hoist my bag into the overhead compartment with a grunt.
Sitting in my window seat is the king of all bros—a white guy in a polo shirt with the collar popped and sunglasses with lenses so reflective, I can see my own disappointment staring back at me. Delightful.
“Excuse me,” I say to King Bro, “but I think you’re in my seat.” I hold my phone out so he can see my digital ticket.
He doesn’t budge. “Oh, we’re going to the same place, sweetheart.”
I can feel the crowd behind me losing their patience, and so am I. “That’s right,” I say in my best kindergarten teacher voice. “We are. In our assigned seats.”
The guy grumbles and yanks the armrest up as he slides into his rightful middle seat. I’m forced to contort my body over his, which is no small feat for anyone, much less a plus-size girl in a flying tuna can.
I sit down and say a prayer that the seat belt will fit. You never know on planes. Sometimes the seat belts are just fine, other times I swear that the only people the manufacturers had in mind were children. Luckily, though, this time I’m able to safely buckle up without having to ask the flight attendant for a seat-belt extender.
I close my eyes and press my body into the wall of the plane. Either I’m going to sleep for the next six hours or I’m going to pretend to, because I’m not talking to this man-spreader any more than I have to.
Call it exhaustion or determination, but I pass out for the first two hours, and when I finally look out the window, we’re somewhere over the sprawling plains of the Midwest. What wakes me, however, is my King Bro seatmate standing up to go to the bathroom.
The woman in the aisle seat looks over to me as he wiggles past her, and we share a knowing look.
I take the moment of freedom to reach into my bag for headphones and see what the airline has to offer in regard to entertainment.
“Excuse me? Miss?” a familiar voice asks.
I look up to find Prince Charming holding my Balenciaga slide out to me from the aisle. He looks down to the woman in the aisle seat. “Pardon my reach.” And then back to me. “I think you might have lost this in our…kerfuffle.”
I let out a snort. “Is that what you call it?”
He smiles. “I watch a lot of Masterpiece Theatre, okay?”
“Oh, really? Are you more of a Downton Abbey fan, or does Poldark really scratch that itch for you?”
“Well, since you asked, I’m ride or die for Death Comes to Pemberley.”