The Jealous Kind (Holland Family Saga #2) - James Lee Burke Page 0,2

sniffing girls’ bicycle seats. Now beat it.”

The music speaker went silent. My ears were popping. I could see people’s lips moving in the other cars, but I couldn’t hear any sound. Then I said, “I don’t feel like it.”

“I don’t think I heard you right.”

“It’s a free country.”

“Not for nosy frumps, it isn’t.”

“Leave him alone, Grady,” Valerie said.

“What’s a frump?” I said.

“A guy who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. Somebody put you up to this?”

“I was going to the restroom.”

“Then go.”

This time I didn’t reply. Somebody, probably one of Grady’s friends, flicked a hot cigarette at my back. Grady opened his car door so he could turn around and speak without getting a crick in his neck. “What’s your name, pencil dick?”

“Aaron Holland Broussard.”

“I’m about to walk you into the restroom and unscrew your head and stuff it in the commode, Aaron Holland Broussard. Then I’m going to piss on it before I flush. What do you think of that?”

The popping sound in my ears started again. The parking lot and the canvas canopy above the cars seemed to tilt sideways; the red and yellow neon on the restaurant became a blur, like licorice melting, running down the windows.

“Nothing to say?” Grady asked.

“A girl told me the only reason you won ‘most handsome’ is that all the girls thought you were queer-bait and felt sorry for you. Some of the jocks told me the same thing. They said you used to chug pole under the seats at the football stadium.”

I didn’t know where the words came from. I felt like the wiring between my thoughts and my words had been severed. Cracking wise to an older guy just didn’t happen at my high school, particularly if the older guy lived in River Oaks and his father owned six rice mills and an independent drilling company. But something even more horrible was occurring as I stood next to Grady’s convertible. I was looking into the eyes of Valerie Epstein as though hypnotized. They were the most beautiful and mysterious eyes I had ever seen; they were deep-set, luminous, the color of violets. They were also doing something to me I didn’t think possible: In the middle of the drive-in, my twanger had gone on autopilot. I put my hand in my pocket and tried to knock down the tent forming in my fly.

“You got a boner?” Grady said, incredulous.

“It’s my car keys. They punched a hole in my pocket.”

“Right,” he said, his face contorting with laughter. “Hey, everybody, dig this guy! He’s flying the flag. Anyone got a camera? When’s the last time you got your ashes hauled, Snarfus?”

My face was burning. I felt I was in one of those dreams in which you wet your pants at the front of the classroom. Then Valerie Epstein did something I would never be able to repay her for, short of opening my veins. She flung her carton of french fries, ketchup and all, into Grady’s face. At first he was too stunned to believe what she had done; he began picking fries from his skin and shirt like bloody leeches and flicking them on the asphalt. “I’m letting this pass. You’re not yourself. Settle down. You want me to apologize to this kid? Hey, buddy, I’m sorry. Yeah, you, fuckface. Here, you want some fries? I’ll stick a couple up your nose.”

She got out of the car and slammed the door. “You’re pathetic,” she said, jerking a graduation ring and its chain from her neck, hurling it on the convertible seat. “Don’t call. Don’t come by the house. Don’t write. Don’t send your friends to make excuses for you, either.”

“Come on, Val. We’re a team,” he said, wiping his face with a paper napkin. “You want another Coke?”

“It’s over, Grady. You can’t help what you are. You’re selfish and dishonest and disrespectful and cruel. In my stupidity, I thought I could change you.”

“We’ll work this out. I promise.”

She wiped her eyes and didn’t answer. Her face was calm now, even though her breath was still catching, as though she had hiccups.

“Don’t do this to me, Val,” he said. “I love you. Get real. Are you going to let a dork like this break us up?”

“Goodbye, Grady.”

“How you going to get home?” he said.

“You don’t have to worry about it.”

“I’m not going to leave you on the street. Now get in. You’re starting to make me mad.”

“What a tragedy for the planet that would be,” she said. “You know what