A Honeymoon Story - MaryJanice Davidson Page 0,1

calling, "See you in a week, mum! Sir!"

I flapped a wave over one shoulder and practically dived into the limo (fortunately, the door was being held open by the driver, a tall, lean, gorgeous black guy with cheekbones you could cut yourself on and the most amazing green eyes). Sinclair got in on the other side and shook out his paper once again.

"The Grange Hotel?" the driver asked.

"Yes," Sinclair replied absently as his pants made the dreaded chirrup. He fished out his cell phone, flipped it open, and blinked at the screen.

I sank back against the luxurious leather seats, halfway to full pout. "Don't even tell me. Tina called again."

"No matter where I am in the world," he reminded me mildly, "I still have business to attend to. And so do you."

"Dude! It's our honeymoon, all right? If that thing beeps in your pants one more time, I'm going to eat it, understand? Now shut the fucking phone, toss the fucking paper, and bask in our mutual love and joy, dammit!"

"I'm not sure bask is the verb I'd choose," he replied, but at least he put the phone away.

"Nice of Jess to arrange a limo," I commented, relieved to finally get a fraction of his attention. We'd been married for three whole days and I still couldn't believe it had really happened. Of course, according to my bridegroom, we'd been married since the first time we'd had sex. Don't even get me started. "It's not like her to throw her money around. And the plane! You believe she let us have her plane?"

"Point." Sinclair frowned. With his dark good looks, dark suit, broad shoulders, and strong jaw, he looked formidable anyway; when he wasn't smiling it was almost frightening. "She's the least pretentious billionaire I've ever known."

"Well, it's her dad's money."

He gave me a long look and I nearly drowned in those dark dark eyes. "Correction. He's dead. It's her money."

"Hwhuh?"

"It's. Her. Money," he repeated, well used to me being a little slow to pick up on current events.

I licked my lips. Jessica's dad was a touchy subject. Fucking incestuous greedy arrogant asshole; if he was alive, I'd kill him. Seriously. And I am not a girl who kills lightly, as anyone who knows me will totally understand.

"I mean, she doesn't consider it hers. It's not like she earned it. Hey, I'm not putting her down, but that's the way it is: she didn't earn any of it. That's why she doesn't throw it around, and that's why she has a day job."

Sinclair just looked at me. He knew me well enough to know when I wasn't coughing up the whole story. But in this case, it was just a theory. And the theory was, because Jessica had so recently (like, last week) recovered from terminal cancer, she was giddily celebrating life. (In all modesty, I must say that I cured her cancer. Yep. It's true. But that's a whole other story. Yay, me!)

"Including throwing planes and limos our way," I continued. "God knows what is going on in the mansion back home in St. Paul while we're away."

Never mind. I didn't want to know. I'd landed Sinclair — officially landed him, with paperwork and everything — and that was that. It was all I'd ever wanted, once I got over hating him and decided he was the vampire for me.

Sinclair, bless his cold, dead heart, tossed the newspaper on the floor and moved over until he was sitting beside me. He gave me a long, sweet kiss and cuddled me into his side. "Now, Mrs. Sinclair —"

"I told you, I didn't take your name!"

"— what would you like to do first?"

"I want to check into the hotel and have nasty kinky sex. Oh, and then go see a Broadway show."

"Odd," my husband commented. "I've never been alternately intrigued and terrified at the same time."

"Shut up. There's lots of good ones."

We discussed the pros and cons of live theater all the way to the hotel. I'd only seen high school stuff, and the plays at Chanhassen. And although those were pretty good, ergo Broadway would kick ass.

Sinclair, who had seen theater all over the world, begged to differ. And he did. Repeatedly. We had plenty of time, too, because even though it was full dark, traffic was horrendous.

And the noise. It sounded just as busy at ten o'clock at night as it would have during rush hour. And everything was open! Restaurants, convenience stores, shoe stores. It was unbelievable. New