Friends With More Benefits - By Luke Young Page 0,1

in a bad English accent, "Has your boat sunk, dear sailor?" He glanced at her confused, as she continued, "I'm a mermaid sent up from the bottom of the sea to save you."

"How exactly am I supposed to perform oral on a woman with a fishtail bottom?"

Glaring at him, Jillian said, "I get my legs and everything as soon as I get out of the water. Just go with it, will ya?"

"Okay." Brian paused and took a shot at his own English accent, "Why, yes...fair mermaid... " He stepped out of character. "Um, why the English accent?"

"This thing just feels British to me," she said, giving him a tired look.

He cleared his throat. "Why yes, you are a sight for sore eyes for my boat has sunk, and I'm thirsty. I need a drink from your sweet quim."

She smiled brightly. "Quim—nice touch."

Jillian climbed up onto the raft, with her head toward his groin. They struggled to get into the right position and went to town. What started off as silly, soon became one of the hottest oral sex sessions they had ever had. It didn't last an hour, but instead a good thirty minutes. The warm night, the gentle waves, and the intense passionate oral sex left them panting and spent.

As they lay back, floating lazily together, Brian said, "That's a keeper. We should put that in the regular rotation."

Jillian began stroking his penis; it soon responded and was at full size. She slipped her hands behind his balls and stroked his perineum. "I've got one more surprise for you."

He closed his eyes in ecstasy and groaned, "No way. What is it?"

"I want to do that thing to you that Victoria is always raving about." He knew instantly what she meant, and his face lit up at the thought of it. "But let's take a bath first—a good bath."

He nodded with a big smile as she pulled her hand away from him. They flopped out of the raft, and when they were out of the pool, he asked, "Where are the towels?"

"Oh, shit. I forgot!"

Brian shrugged, and they walked up to the back door. He turned the knob and found it locked. He sighed, "Again? No fucking way."

"I must have been locked when I pulled it closed."

"Why'd you pull it closed?"

Jillian glared at him. "Well I was rushing out here to put your penis back in my mouth, and I wasn't thinking of much else."

"Sorry." Brian shrugged and then moved right and began checking windows to see if they were locked while Jillian did the same to the windows on the left. They, of course, were all secured. They met back at the door, and she said, "I guess you'll just have to go to Victoria's to get the key."

"No way," he grumbled. "I'm not walking through the neighborhood completely naked for the third time."

Jillian's face lit up. "What about those clothes you hid out here in that plastic bag months ago?"

Brian put on a big grin as he headed over to an outdoor bin. "And you thought I was nuts. Well look who's not crazy and has something to wear." He opened the bin, pulled out a shredded plastic bag, and looked at it in shock. "What the hell?"

Jillian walked over with her mouth wide open. "Some animal must have gotten in there and—"

"Shit." Brian opened up what was left of the bag and pulled out two pieces of shredded fabric, and a pair of flip-flops that were still in good shape. He moaned, "Fuck me."

"This sucks," she added with a frown.

He looked at her. "Don't you have towels out here in that other bin?"

"I just took them in to be washed."

"You sure?"

She nodded apologetically.

"So we're locked out again? How's this even possible?"

Jillian shrugged her shoulders as he rushed back to the door and put his shoulder to it, hard.

"Don't hurt yourself. I guess you'll just have to walk to Victoria's. I'd go with you, but I don't have any shoes. You know how sensitive the bottom of my feet are."

Brian exhaled deeply. "You can wear these. How about you go by yourself, and I'll wait here. I took the first two trips. It's your turn."

She gave him an angry stare. "Fine. Give me the shoes. I'm sure I'll be fine…a naked woman walking two blocks at night. I can hear Nancy Grace interviewing you now." Jillian did an amazing impression, as she said in a high accusatory voice, "Let me get this straight—you sent your buck naked fiancée…out